At Christmas We Believe
Laura and I believe that 2014 is the year The Santa Diaries will be made into a Christmas movie.
Twenty-one Christmas Movies
In the last month I watched twenty-one Christmas movies in the name of research. Ten of the movies were new in 2013, four were from 2012 and seven were from years 2003 – 2009. There are still three movies recorded that I haven’t watched, but I just don’t know if I’m up for it.
Hallmark Channel and LifeTime channel show Christmas movies all December. I know there were more that I didn’t get recorded and Laura watched a bunch at her house, too. We watched many of them together. She’d bring lunch and assume the position on the love seat in my family room. I loved having them recorded because I could fast forward through the commercials.
Movie Watching as Research
This research has a purpose. We are finally getting back to our screenplay of The Santa Diaries, using the play as the story arc. We wanted to know was there anything out there like our story (not really) and we needed to know what was getting made. Three quarters of the way through the line-up I had to watch Bad Santa as a Christmas movie mind-cleanser. (Bad Santa 2 is scheduled for production in 2014.)
We didn’t watch all those movies for life lessons, but from a writing standpoint entertainment blogger Melissa Locker has summarized many of the themes, conflicts, and turning points in many of these movies.
20 Valuable Holiday Lessons Learned from Watching Lifetime Christmas Movies
1. Never EVER fire Santa Claus.
2. If you accept a bottle of champagne from a stranger, be aware that it just might send you back in time to help your younger self make better choices.
3. The Grinch isn’t necessarily a green monster.
4. Sometimes a head injury can lead you to your heart’s true desire.
5. Christmas is the perfect time to re-evaluate all your life.
6. If you ever wanted to rekindle an old flame, Christmas is definitely the time to do it.
7. It never hurts to have straight talking friends/guardian angels/in-laws.
8. If you’ve got incredible vocal talent and want to work on your acting chops, Lifetime holiday movies are the place to do it.
9. Planning a Christmas wedding is a recipe for disaster.
10. Love after death is possible if you believe in worm holes
11. Be suspicious of old white men with beards named Nick who play Santa Claus at community functions.
12. It’s never too late to look up an old flame.
13. When in doubt, sing Christmas carols.
14. If you don’t believe in Santa Claus, he will track you down.
15. Always, always go home for Christmas.
16. Love is everywhere.
17. You can’t chase happiness, you have to find it where you are.
18. Christmas dreams can come true.
19. If someone gives you a pep talk, be sure to really listen
20. Finally, there’s always a happy ending at Christmas.
What We Watched
In case you have an inquiring mind and really want to know…here are the movies I watched along with the log lines.
2013 Movies: There were twelve new movies for 2013. Somehow I missed two of them.
Christmas in the City – A woman tries to bring the Christmas spirit back to a department store. (I couldn’t resist using this photo from the movie. There can never be too many gratuitous almost naked Santas. That’s Ashanti in the middle.)
Hats Off to Christmas – Mia does not like Nick’s unreliable ways until he helps her disabled son.
Christmas on the Bayou – A man tries to rekindle a romance with an executive who’s spending the holidays with her mother.
Let It Snow – An executive with plans to update a rustic lodge has a change of heart when she falls in love.
The Christmas Spirit – Charlotte’s spirit tries to change a developer’s mind and stop development in her hometown.
Dear Secret Santa – A woman in mourning receives a surprising Christmas card from a secret admirer.
Finding Christmas – Sean and Owen swap homes and open their hearts to two women.
Window Wonderland – Two store employees compete for the window dressing job and find they have a lot in common.
A Country Christmas Story – A country singer reunites with her father while appearing in a competition hosted by Dolly Parton.
Christmas Belle – The sudden arrival of a longtime suitor complicates a woman’s budding relationship with a client.
Christmas Song – Romance blossoms between two music teachers who compete for the same job.
A Bride for Christmas – A man bets his friends that he can convince a woman to marry him by Christmas.
Christmas with Holly – The owner of a toy store falls in love with a man who cared for his orphaned niece.
It’s Christmas, Carol – The ghost of her former boss shows a ruthless CEO her past, present and future.
Fallen Angel – Reluctantly returning to his ohometown, a man reconnects with a young woman he knew as a child.
Bad Santa – A con man/thief masquerades as a department store Santa.
When Angels Come to Town – A mistake places a holiday angel’s job in jeopardy.
A Boyfriend for Christmas –A woman waits 20 years for a holiday wish to come true.
Crazy for Christmas – A limo driver tries to help a wealthy man find his long-lost daughter on Christmas Eve.
A Christmas Wedding – A real estate developer embarks on a wild cross country odyssey to get home in time for her wedding.
12 Men of Christmas – A public relations executive uses her media savy to stir excitement in a small Montana town.
What’s Next for Us?
We pull out The Santa Diaries screenplay and read it again. (We’ve been away from it for a couple of months.) Perhaps that marination time will prove useful. It’s already been through three major rewrites. Script doctor Dara Marks had us remove the magical elements from the script. We’re now thinking we might want to put some of that back. We’ll look again at the arc of the story and the arc of each of the main characters. Sometimes a few tweaks in the dialogue can enhance a backstory.
We’ve discovered that we are never quite satisfied with our scripts, but at some point you have to say it’s the best we can do for now and move forward. When we get there we’ll send it off to be read by some industry colleagues. There is an implicit timeline for buying scripts and getting them into production.
One of the things we noticed about the movies we watched was that some of them seemed to be filmed in spring and summer in California. I could tell from the vegetation. The most egregious production error was the film that was supposed to be set in fall and winter Connecticut and had people driving through California brush. Come on, people! Did you think no one would notice? Set the damn movie in California.
Laura and I will keep working to make our dream come true – 2014 will be the year The Santa Diaries screenplay will be turned into a movie.